24 mei 2005
Send those shits down
Send those shits down Talking about football, I read the other day a Hansa Rostock supporter bitterly saying that during the “communist” dictatorship, the state brought all the best players from the country to the (ex-East) Berlin team. Thus criminally depleting the other (ex-East) German teams. Of course, this is a typical malfeasance that happens in all dictatorships. The most flagrant, repulsive example happens to this day in the fascist state of Asspain. Repellent asspainers, their name is not “thieves” for nothing. The state robs away the best players from the other teams and offers it inexorably to the team best representing fascism — and almost invariably that team happens to the one aborted by the fascist officials over the capital city of their fascist state. This is exactly how this fascist abortion called royal shit throve like one of these unsinkable turds called “floaters” during all those years… Alas, and to the world’s discredit, thrives still — another sign that the state of Asspain continues to be shamelessly fascist. [Floaters, ok? — ha! — you might say that where Barça is the “cream”, royal shit is the “scum”.] Royal shit, from the early fifties became the “fascist national” team, expressly chosen by the fascist dictator Franco to represent the fascist state, far and wide. And how the fascist supporters — whose name appropriately enough is “shit-eaters” — how the fascist supporters of royal shit did then exult as they saw the fascist state rob Barça of its star player, the Italo-Argentinian Di Stefano. Other players were stolen and awarded to royal shit; also, plenty of moneys were put forward by the fascist state (and the dirty trick is going on still now, unabated) and given to the fascist national team. Once the fascist asspainish dictatorship had decided that royal shit was going to be its state representative it stinted on no expenses. The fascist dictator Franco was a murderer and a despicable general whose perversions knew no boundaries. A religious type of inquisitorial antecedents, he (with his cruel sbirri) ruthlessly killed and tortured and starved the populations. He was throwing hunting parties for the repugnant european royalty, while the people suffered all sorts of miseries, and his butchering police commandoes secretly (as now!) kept of killing anyone democratically-minded or keen on freedom. All the partisans for freedom (still now!) were (and are) dubbed terrorists (or some shit like that) and tortured and killed. The fixing of matches followed (and follows until today). All the referees belonged to the fascist party and it was unthinkable that the fascist abortion wouldn’t win. Generals were appointed by the fascist state as club presidents — even Barça had to have (by fascist decree) its fucking asspainish fascist generals. The fixing was easy. Later on, some of the referees (as the painful creep called Gurusseta) confessed, just before dying, that they had been both coerced by force and also paid in order to have royal shit win. Royal shit became used to cheating. Never has been able to forgo cheating. Even today the fascist government in the state capital offers royal shit all kind of cheap moneys so that its cheating and fascist propaganda can go on. [That Asspain is a fascist state nobody can doubt. Many Catalonians (especially children of school age) have lost their lives, have been cowardly killed, for the “crime” of speaking Catalonian. They are beaten to death by the state army, by the state pigs, by the state teachers and the state priests. The murders go on nowadays — especially around the Catalonian city of València, and South and East of it. There not only the speaking of Catalonian is penalized with deadly beatings, even the naming of the forbidden language (proudly: Catalonian!) is banned by the fascist state. People who valiantly risk speaking Catalonian are brutalized in public — and if keeping among themselves, with no apparatus of the fascist state around, still the fascist journalists and fascist radio and tv announcers (all fascist propagandists,) keep on carping: the Catalonian speakers are blatantly insulted by the fascist media, and with impunity are called ignoramuses who speak (or rather bark) some sort of dismally measly local dialect.] [Same thing in the fascist state of the froggers, of course. The shitty jacobins tried to birth a half-baked abortion of a football team called the Paris Shit-Germain as a “national” representative instead of the “impure” OM Marseilles and Sant Esteve (from Occitania)… That France is a fascist state you can see for yourself — you only need to consider which fate is reserved for the nations the fucking fascist froggers occupy: Catalonia, the Basque Country, Occitania, Corsica, Brittany, Alsace… All the moneys taxed from these countries are used to fight those same countries — pigs and armies, and battalions of fascist priests and fascist teachers are paid and employed only to crack down on the native speakers, and on any manifestation of their criminalized nationality. This is fascism — fascism is defined as being “a state nationalism”, a “murderous nationalism promoted from the seat of the state in detriment of all the occupied populations” — whoever has the absolute power and uses it to promote his own nationalism against the populations he is treading underfoot is a fascist.] Dictatorships always operate in the same fashion. Just as the francoist fascists created the fascist abortion called the royal cheating shit… And the present fascist government of the state of Asspain is still perpetuating this disgrace. Instead of disbanding this puke-inducing blotch. When Croatia was recently created as a free state, nonetheless their fascist president, Tudjman, following the way traced by other fascist dictators, insisted that the football team in the capital, Dynamo Zagreb, must change its name to Croatia Zagreb. The pattern in dictatorships is unerring. The shitty capital, repository of all the bureaucratic scum, has to have, willy-nilly, a better team than anybody else. In order that the state nationalism can be promoted: fascism. During the Tudjman years referees were blackmailed by the secret-service goons, they were arm-twisted and worse into complying with the fascist wishes of the president and his junta. The “national” team had to win the “national” championship. During the fascist soviet dictatorship in the so-called USSR, the fascist Stalin hobbled Dynamo Kiev so that it wouldn’t win anything (representative of an “impure” nationality — Ukrainian). Through the murderous dealings of the secret-service goons the matches got fixed and the championships could only be won by the Moscow teams — the only exception being the team from the birthplace of the fascist dictator: Dynamo Tbilissi. Even the fate of the non-complying players were in the clutches of the murderous police. All dictatorships are the same — nationalistic, fascist. If Fifa and Uefa wouldn’t be shameful tools of the fascist states, the tarnished laurels earned by such disgraceful pets of the fascist dictators as royal shit and others would immediately be annulled and stricken from all records. Their pseudovictories are worse than meaningless, they are insulting to those that played according to the rules of fair-play, they destroy all types of ethical parameters, they detract from the fame of the righteous winners and still more of the despoiled and defeated, and they imperil the future of the sport. These cheating teams are marked for extinction. Royal cheating shit the worst — this fascist abortion is a stinking shit that must be flushed under, buried for evermore. |
21 mei 2005
I've prepared a new poll
| These are the twelve Catalonian teams with better historical records. Which would you be more keen to support...? I'll ask it also in Catalonia: De quin equip sou culers...? Meaning, Of (de) which (quin) team (equip) sou (are you) culers (supporters). These teams are especialized in football. So, the poll aims to ascertain which of those teams has more culers (or supporters) among the readers that favor football -- or at least among those who want to state their opinion. (For which I thank you.) The word culer sometimes substituted for the word afeccionat is generally used for the Barça supporters. That's not right. I'm a culer from Hèrcules. "Sóc culer de l'Hèrcules!" -- which on top of it is even more euphonic (sounds better) -- culer means somebody who is losing his own ass (cul) for somebody or something else... ...which is something that happens often to supporters of a club. Not true...? The word must be rescued from the almost exclusive use made by the Barça fellows. A culer is a supporter, period. And now let's vote. Thanks. |
17 mei 2005
Another European Cup goes to the Cats!
Another Saturday, another European Cup for a Catalonian team. Congratulations most felt for the most glorious team in Europe: Barça! For last Saturday Barça conquered its Seventeenth European Cup in roller team sports specialty. Marvelous skaters, the Catalonians — which as a national team also are the best in the world — brought home The Seventeenth European Cup! ——————————-------- Second trophy in importance earned the same day (and in any event the funnier, for it was won in a foreign league) was the asspainish league of football. Fucking asspainish shit, they are incapable or winning their own league. Last year, another Catalonian team, the excellent València FC, won the championship. Looking a little bit at the statistics, the Catalonians have conquered the title in the league of their enemies a whooping 23 times! (Seventeen times Barça, six València). But wait, the Basques have gotten it ten times (eight times Bilbo, two Donostia). If we add to this numbers the single time the championship was won by a Portuguese-Galician team (A Corunha), it makes a total of 34 times the asspainish have failed to garner their own championship. What miserable shits! Only Aviation Athletics [Add-the-ticks, so-called] (that won nine times) plus the Andalusian teams of Seville and Betis Seville (one each) managed to get it: a measly total of eleven times… Pitiful! ————————— Anyway, that said, I hope that this is the last time any Catalonian team has to win the asspainish championship. For of course that Catalonians must play in their own league: The Catalonian League. Let’s let the hapless idiot asspainish play in their own little shitty league all by themselves, poor suckers. |
08 mei 2005
New Catalonian triumph
For the seventh time a Catalonian handball team conquers the European Championship. Again Barça. Of course, Barça has won the European Championship several times and in different especialities. In roller-skating, in basketball, in handball, in rugby, in football... With the other Catalonian teams, no other nation in Europe has been so successful. Neither the frogs from france nor the spics from asspain have gotten as far as our ass, and we are flying triumphantly up the highest mountains. Yeah, baby. Long live an independent Catalonia. Long live Vila-real, València, Granollers, Perpinyà, Badalona... Long live all the great Catalonian teams that make Catalonia the fucking best country in Europe. And we have stupid entire states made up of bureaucrats and military imbeciles hard-set against us. Imagine if we wouldn't be shackled! We are so proud to be Catalonians. Pour it on! Who is afraid...? Not us! |
09 april 2005
this I'm writing before barça plays royal shit
| nobody has a doubt that despite the result of the match due a couple of days hence, barça will claim another championship. following another catalonian champion, valència fc. royal shit should win all their competitions. the ligue is rigged. everybody knows it. the referees (gurussetes are called by the catalonians) are spaniards all, that's why they always damage the catalonians' chances. even then, sometimes the catalonians are the bosses. it must be a shame for the repulsive spics to see a foreign team take the top in their competition. one thing we hope. that the catalonian teams will do like the scottish ones and form a ligue of their own. let the shitty royal shit rot with the rest of spic shits. only the catalonian teams (and the basque ones, of course,) enliven such a rigged, dead contest. anyway, I'm hoping that soon barça, valència, alacant, lleida, europa, sabadell, júpiter, hèrcules, etc. all the marvelous catalonian teams of yesteryear and nowadays will shine again, unhampered by the spic referees, and this spic-ified creep (I've even forgotten his fucking name) collina, collina, the italian shit, who everytime he referees a match where barça plays manages to steal it for the other team, because he's sold himself to the spics, and the spics can't bear the Catalonian taking always the cake. anyway, more later. |
