Espigolant d'altres indrets, amb això en tornc

Això emmiralla el Plec Intercrural
Here I'm adding the articles threatened in my other address. Long live Free Holland! Long live Free Catalonia!
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17 december 2004
How much more fascist can they get?

The fascist state of Asspain is showing its cowardly colors once more. All the apparatus of their fascist state has been sicked just against a heroic Catalonian child.

They are putting a child of 14, Èric Bertran, in prison. They are having his whole family arrested and put under "psychological appraisal," meaning, of course, under psychological torture -- just because the boy wrote three e-mails to three companies selling goods in Catalonia, three damned companies which refuse to use other than the fascist asspainer language. The boy wrote the following: "You wise up and use also the Catalonian language when you deal with us. You better do it, or else Harry Potter's Army of the Phoenix will see to it."

With this the fascists feel free to imprison a child, a Catalonian child. During three hundred years under alien misrule, the Catalonian children have suffered all types of vexations: from having their tongue pulled away with pliers for having spoken Catalonian, to having had to stoop in front of the shitty flag of the asspainers -- with which, by the way, all those years the Catalonians have been wiping our asses. But now we are in the XXI century, and this outrageous crimes have got to end. Freedom looms magnificent. All fascists must be crushed.

300 yeart trying with all their paltry might to annhilate a whole country, Catalonia, a country much more dignified than their piece of rotten shit which is Asspain, which really deserves to be annhilated. Hey, where are the Americans dumping their fucking bombs to free the peoples? Ha!

Asspain is the sinkhole of the cowardly -- first they are afraid to play, team to team, against Catalonia, for they know they'd be shamed -- now their are scurrying because Harry Potter's Army of the Phoenix threatens to attack them. How much shitted can you get?

And the fascist are not amused.
The fascist are never amused but by their own very bloody crimes.
Geplaatst door tim :: 14:51 :: Nog geen reacties :: Reageer


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03 december 2004

We don't want to be insulting...


...if we were we would be as vile as those that insult us. Just trying to defend ourselves. Have you seen the barrage of anticatalanism all over the shit-speaking world?... Why do they hate us thus?... Do you suppose it might be envy?...
What do they envy us for?... We haven't got what they have, an army and a police paid by us and yet only there to thwart us and our longings for freedom. They've got all those southamericans, poisoned against us because we cling to our essence and because we still keep that magnificent language that they find so secretive because its richness of vocabulary and palette of sounds they couldn't come near in twenty-six lives. They got everything we want, a recognition, albeit somewhat wanting, for they've gone only through crazy dictatorships. Shouldn't we the Catalonians be envious of them?... How strange!... I hope liberty comes soon. Then they'll go their way and we won't be their obsession. And we'll go our way, and they won't be our fretting taskmasters, always trying to punish us for wanting just to be who we are. And we are not them. Easy as all that.
Geplaatst door tim :: 02:45 :: Er is 1 reactie :: Reageer


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26 november 2004

Down with asspain!

The fascist racist terrorist state of Asspain gives us another pain in the ass.

This time, they had to go for help to the fascist Cacocolombian state. They always need the help of the most fascist state of the moment. They have never dared faced the Catalonians one to one. They’ve lost all the wars against the Catalonians. Alas, except the few last. The one of 1714, it was the two bubonic borbonic shits (Asspain and Furnace) against us alone. The one of 1939, they needed Hitler and Mussolini to subdue us, helped by nobody, on the contrary, rather hampered by the always fascist Furnace. The one of yesterday they had the cacocolombians and the furnaces, as always. Always the same coalition of cowards, afraid of going one to one against the Catalonians, always magnificent in war as in sports.

The international federation of roller skating had given the country of Catalonia full membership rights back in June. To be definitive corroborated in yesterday’s meeting. And yet, before the voting, Asspain and Furnace went to the fucking junta (nine fellows knowing probably shit about the sport, just a few idiotic mediocre politicians,) and co-opted them to vote preliminarily on the acceptance of Catalonia — the best country in the world by far in the sport, and who had recently won single-handedly the world championship, and by a bought vote of 6 to 3 Catalonia was no even accepted to the full bodied voting.

What a shame! What cowardice!

I hope the Catalans (the best and most numerous at this sport in the world) form a parallel and much more dignified and legitimate world federation, so that the one where the fascist states congregate rots away.

Also, I hope that that lesson (that excruciating new humiliation) opens the eyes to the rest of world federations (especially soccer’s) and thrust immediately wide open their doors for the entrance of this new magnificent power: Catalonia. For not everyone in the world has to be so fucking cowardly as the asspainers.


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20 november 2004


Well, well, well, it took a football match...



So, it took a football match to discover what the Catalonians and the Basques have known for centuries, that the fucking spaniards are rabid racists.

Everytime a black player touched the ball, they burst in hatred like they burst in blinding rage everytime they hear the Catalonians being themselves and speaking their own language, much more euphonic and beautiful than theirs, which frankly is a poor shit of an ungly language.

They (the damned spics) occupy the Catalonian lands, from Alacant up to the border, where the fascist french take over the murderous task of occupation of a nation than wants to be free.

The spanish police is probably the most brutal in the whole of Europe, and they repress the Catalonians with unheard cruelty. The spanish goverment, being racist, opposes everything that smacks of Catalonia, even when they are fed by the work of Catalans, none of which serves in the military or the bloated and stupid bureaucracy.

We are hoping Europe will soon open its eyes and realize than francoist fascism has never left asspain shitpain.

Help us get rid of such bane!

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29 oktober 2004

Does the European U. speak bruggian, liverpoolian?


Another ludicrous gaffe from the fascist government of ass-pain.

In order to avoid naming the Catalonian language as one of the most important ones in all of Europe... Twenty million Catalonian speakers in the world!

In order to thwart the yearning of twenty million Catalonians, the ass-panish government has presented today in Rome the proposition to make the Valentian (sic!) language official.

Valentian means what is spoken in Valentia (València for the Catalonians.)

Why don't themselves, the ass-panish, present their language (the Andalusian language, ass-panish is a misnomer,) why don't they call their language Sevillian, or maybe Malagan?...

That would make the same sense as calling Catalonian by the name of one of the cities that speak Catalonian. Why not Alacantian, in my honor, hey?
Why not Perpinyanian? Why not Andorran?....

And the English, why don't they call their common language Leedsian? What about Sheffieldian?...

And the Dutch Rotterdamian, Bruggian...

Whatever?...

Ludricous, ludicrous, ludicrous.

And so sad!

Such stupidity in the world!

Geplaatst door tim :: 19:17 :: Nog geen reacties :: Reageer



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23 oktober 2004


Catalonia and Andorra, first and third...



The skating teams from Catalonia and Andorra have wound up first and third respectively in the World Championship that has finished today in the Chinese city of Macau.

Some people might think that this is a case ressembling a hypotetical one in where, for instance, England and Scotland had finished one-three.

But English and Scottish are different peoples, while Andorrans and Catalonians share everything, from history to language to human up-build.

Those are the unfair vagaries of the the political crazy subdivisions.

Now we have a Catalonian team champion of the world. An alternative team where neither the players that represent Andorra, nor those that represent Spain (in its absolute totality formed with Catalonian players force to play for the enemy,) nor those that play in the French and Italian teams, and are nonetheless Catalonians by race (by language, history, up-build,) can be integrated.

What does it all mean?...

Even the Catalonian team today champion ot the world can't represent (other than ideally, never "legally" due to stupid laws which are there only in order to thwart the being of the Catalonian people,) even today entire chunks of Catalonia are not "legally" represented by the winners.

What a shame!

Stupid borders, born from filthy marriages among filthy kings, prevent us for being united. And no hope that the farther and farther Entelechy of Europe shall mend the injustice.

For the project of European constitution, on the contrary, only seeks to preserve the injustices. The Catalonians will say NO to a project which condemns them to still more years of stupid, unreasonable division, and where their common history is denied, same as their language, one of the most important in the world.

For a more fair Europe, let's all say NO.
Geplaatst door tim :: 16:36 :: Nog geen reacties :: Reageer


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14 oktober 2004


One of the counties of Catalonia defeats Macedonia



Andorra, that after all is only one of the fitty-odd counties of Catalonia has defeated for the European Championship of state football teams the free country of Macedonia.

Now, imagine how rigged such championship must be. Where a single county of the Catalonia nation has more clout than the whole nation itself.

That's right, only the county of Andorra has managed to keep away from the deady sausage of shit formed by the two rotting cadavers that try to swallow it: france (or fragrance of a corpse) and spain (or asspain, putrefactive bit of cancerous sphincter)...

Free Andorra, a Catalonian county, a fiftieth of Catalonia is as big as a free country of Europe?... Same example in the European Monkey House, where they pretend to approve a constitution where Catalonia is banned. Catalonia, one of the more European nations in Europe, with one of the pivotal languages of Europe, banned!

Catalonians will vote No, and we hope all freedom-loving peoples will too, for this diabolical charade has been going on for too long. Ban instead the fascist governments of asspain and fragrance of a corpse, for they impede the freedom of a whole nation!
Geplaatst door tim :: 00:14 :: Nog geen reacties :: Reageer

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26 september 2004


Who else but an arrant fascist could be against...



Who else but an arrant fascist could be against those that seek liberty?…


Who, but those whose soul is dead, namely, the eagle worshippers, the purveyors of fear, hatred, faith and oppression, in a word, the shitty bloody fascists — be they spics or frogs, or whatever the jailing, torturous, murderous, asphyxiating stripes they wear?… Who but the enemies of freedom could ever be against the Catalonians’ struggle for freedom — and for that matter, against anybody’s struggle for freedom?… It’s so obvious it hurts! Who is against freedom is an enemy of freedom, simple as that.


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11 september 2004


Two Hundred Ninety Years Under Alien Misrule!


The spanish nationalists, such torturers and fascists, who have been robbing Catalonia blind during two hundred ninety years, entered into Barcelona the Eleven of September of 1714.

It was the two fascist powers of france and spain against the sole brave Catalonia. England betrayed the Catalans and, abandoned against a force much superior in number (though not in pluck,) finally the Catalonian were defeated. To lose a war is the worse that can happen to a people. Soon our language was banned, the children got their tongues cut off if they spoke Catalonian, our symbols of identity, much older and hallowed than those of our murderers were burned and falsified, erased from maps and couments... And yet, here we are. A people who can resist for three hundred years, can probably resist until free.

Menorca (a Catalonian island) was kept by the English, and throve. The rest of Catalonia was divided by the two fascist powers of france and spain, and since then has had to work double to mantain a certain standard -- more than half of our work transformed into riches is appropiated by the fascist to mantain the forces of oppression they send against us.

But the end of oppression is near, and the morning of Liberty shows on the horizon. The new Catalonian generations are fed-up with the spanish and french rob-and-murder nationalisms. We've fed the fucking thieves enough! Now we want freedom.

As the Dutch and the Portuguese sent the dirty shit-speaking spaniards to hell, so will the Catalonians. At long last!
Geplaatst door tim :: 03:29 :: Er zijn 2 reacties :: Reageer


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10 september 2004

I'm from Alacant. Where is it? Is it...

An island in the Mediterranean?
A city in Catalonia?
A city in Australia?
A river in Portugal?
A village in the Catalonian Pyrenees?
A station in an Indian Reservation?
An inhabited planet next galaxy but one?
What?...

Geplaatst door tim :: 00:06 :: Er is 1 reactie :: Reageer

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Poll


I'm from Alacant. Where is it? Is it...

A city in Catalonia? [87.5%]
What?... [12.5%]
An island in the Mediterranean? [0%]
A river in Portugal? [0%]
An inhabited planet next galaxy but one? [0%]
A village in the Catalonian Pyrenees? [0%]
A city in Australia? [0%]
A station in an Indian Reservation? [0%]
Stemmen: 8


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free free
free
free... We want back what has been robbed from us. We want our independence.

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Marcel·lí Llorenç us dóna la benvinguda.

Marcel·lí Llorenç, de nom d’adopció tiberí Cuixplec Collonut, us diu, tanmateix ple de respecte: Catalans de tot el món, i especialment els alacantins i els perpinyanesos (ma família és de totes dues branques), us comunic que us estim de tot cor.

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25 december 2004


Els de més dels tiberins pretenem de dir'ns...


Els de més dels tiberins pretenem de dir'ns (també!) Cuixplec. Això només vol dir que amb el nostre pseudònim indiquem que pertanyem a la bona secta. No vol dir res més. Hi ha Cuixplecs de tota mena de coloraines; n'hi ha de pudents, de coents, de singulars, de banals, n'hi ha daixí i n'hi ha daixà...

Quan, a la fi dels temps, si tot rutlla, el déu tiberí haurà estat creat per tots plegats..., llavors tots els Cuixplecs, com el Cuixplec primer del qual prenem el nom (el savi català del segle IX qui creà, sense adonar-se'n!, la secta, per la qual no creiem altre que: l'únic déu qui hi haurà serà el qui s'aixecarà, o no!, fet pels qui els crearan) serem de debò el mateix, car tots formarem part del déu ulterior. No solament això, llavors tothom serà Cuixplec, car aquest és el nom (ep, com podria ésser al capdavall qualsevol altre!).

I quan dic que tothom serà Cuixplec (o el déu finalitzat), hi incloc, com tots hi incloem, hi incloc, dic, cada bestioleta i cada entitat mai engendrada. Així que no val a presumir gaire, altre que pensar't que ets part del déu qui amb sort serà erigit qual l'espai dels temps figuegi definitivament.

Ja sé que és difícil de compendre. Només som, llas, a les beceroles! Només duiem un miler i escapoló d'anys esbrinant la cosa. I en català preferentment, és clar, car així és com s'exprimí sempre el primer Cuixplec. Les coses com són, i prou. No cal amagar re. I qui diu mentides, maleït mentider. Només t'ho perdonarem qual el déu sigui enllestit.

Sigui enllestit, ei, si hi reeixim!

Car re no és segur. I com hem avençat, no gaire, fins ara, qui sap doncs. I qui ens diu si ja no som bordissalla a mig extingir. Què hi farem!



fa-ho en cuixplec :: 17:02 :: ningú hi té res a dir :: digueu-hi la vostra


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03 december 2004

Hi ha molta de gent qui empra noms lleigs


...com ara el nom de castelladre per als nostres enemics. No cauré pas en la mateixa temptació.

Només els diré enemics. Ho són, i els pitjors qui tenim. Deixeu-vos estar de betzolades de "terroristes" o de ferroviaris, com deia aquell. El nostre enemic és aquell qui no ens permet, per les forces de les armes, i basant-se en una victòria feixista: franquistes, nazis i feixistes: franco, hitler i mussolini contra els catalans, doncs, basant-se en aquella victòria feixista, no ens permet al món d'existir...

I no ens permet que el català sigui l'idioma internacional bàsic que per dret ha d'ésser: el més exacte, eufònic i ric del món.

No ens permet per les forces de les armes i altres brutícies infames, de tindre equips nacionals: seleccions esportives i de tota mena altra de representació. Saben, els nostres enemics, que amb àrbitres neutrals, sempre perdrien. Com haurien perdudes totes les guerres (i com les perderen contra nostre sempre que no foren massivament ajudats per la pesta bubònica borbònica), si doncs no haguessin tinguda l'ajuda del món nazi i feixista, i a nosaltres no ens va ajudar ningú.

I, doncs, enemics són i enemics els direm.
fa-ho en cuixplec :: 21:54 :: N'hi ha 1 qui hi diu re :: digueu-hi la vostra



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08 november 2004

Quina sort reserva el fat per a la Catalònia-sud?



M'estim prou més dir-ne la Catalònia de Migjorn, tret que no em cabia al títol.

Tant se val. Vull dir, quina sort reserva el fat al territori nostre estirat cap al migjorn. On hi ha els catalans de València (en general, i això diguem que inclou els catalans de la ciutat i els d'Alcoi, els d'Elx, els de Borriana, els de Vinarós, i així anar fent) i on hi ha (ocupants maleïts) els "balenthianos".

Aqueixos darrers, els "balenthianos" portallatzèries, l'únic que volen és anihilar Migjorn (o Catalònia valenciana) i transformar-la en qualque merda semblant a l'Aragó. Recordin, l'Aragó, abans una terra pròpia i ara una colònia repugnant.

Se n'adonen que els aragonesos han perduda tota mena de dignitat, que l'autoodi els ofega fins a límits d'agonia. Enguany a Cambrils els aragonesos eren els més emprenyats de tots. Més emprenyats que els castelladres, als quals feien la feina bruta. Demanaven misses (se les poden fotre totes al cul) no pas en aragonès, les volien en castelladre!

Això volen els "balenthianos". Aqueixa púrria, si guanya, ja ha esborrada València del mapa. Anihilats.

Catalans de València, la lluita esdevé de totes totes definitiva. Si ells guanyen ja heu begut oli. Guaiteu-vos la vergonya que us espera: els aragonesos -- els perversos sicaris de llurs ocupants.

El valencià qui va contra Catalònia és un enemic d'ell mateix. N'hi hauria per a tancar-lo fins que es guareixi, pobrissó. Tret que sovint és violent, agressiu, perillós, i llavòrens què cal fer si doncs no fotre-li els mastegots que li convinguin, fins que es calmi, no fot?....
fa-ho en cuixplec :: 01:03 :: ningú hi té res a dir :: digueu-hi la vostra


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29 oktober 2004


Érem d'Esquerra Republicana...


...d'on serem d'ara endavant?...

Ens hem quedats orfes. Amb unes engrunetes de poder, què han fet els d'Esquerra?...

Per comptes d'aturar els peus de gallina de la puta Mara Gallina, se li han petat a tot estrop sota les ales perquè tingui més pudent embranzida per emprendre el vol del més tronat ecspanyolisme.

El filldeputa ens vol "integrar" a ecspanya.

Mai! Mai, malparit!

Ni els Tiberins ni els Catalans no ens venem, ni per engrunetes, ni per milions. ni per promeses de paradís.

Només ens atrau la total llibertat. Els Catalans serem independents tard o d'hora caigui qui caigui. Això no té contradicció.

I ara els pseudo-esquerrans, els quals teníem (ara ja no en sóc) la paella pel mànec i podíem tòrcer els castelladres del merdís, s'han plegats a fer'ls la puta farina blana, i a canvi de no-res. No-res. Al contrari, a canvi de regalar'ls als xarnecs la vida fàcil.

Àdhuc ens han destruït el nom de la llengua.

Inconcebiblement carrincló i ridícul dir'n valencià! Per què no pas alacantí, per què no pas fragatí, collons, per què no pas gironí?...

A quina altra part del món duu una llengua, amb un nom mil.lenari, el nom d'una ciutat merdosa?...

Maleïts esquerrans, com ens heu traït!

fa-ho en cuixplec :: 19:33 :: N'hi ha 1 qui hi diu re :: digueu-hi la vostra


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04 september 2004

Tiberians love women.


We don't hate 'em as do sects and religions written and cop-kept by impotent haters of women. We know that deep-down we are all women, only a defective gene makes males males. So let's together build a better non-diferenciated world of total equality among the sexes. And let women that like men express it with total liberty. Is the least a Tiberian might advocate!
fa-ho en cuixplec :: 03:41 :: ningú hi té res a dir :: digueu-hi la vostra

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23 augustus 2004

Els tiberins de Catalònia...


Com adés al segle nou En Tiberi Çontiberi Guix, i més tard aquell carallot de Vicent Ferrer mestrejaren per tota Europa en català i totdéu els entenia, també ara, tothom al món, vet miracle, entén el català.

Car el missatge és el que compta. En Vicent, pobre merdoset, només t'omplia el cap d'orqueries i d'oradures. I ningú no li'n portava sinó por i fàstic -- el seu missatge era bord d'allò pus.

En canvi, el bell, acurat, elegant En Tiberi el seu missatge fou de pau i d'esperança. I de feina rai, sobretot.

En Fabra, el gran ordenador, fou un tiberí declarat i el seu missatge: "cal mai no abandonar ni la tasca ni l'esperança" és una tiberiada cabdal.

I a ell, i a nosaltres, els tiberins del segle vint-i-u, ens correspon de perllongar el lligam.

fa-ho en cuixplec :: 16:15 :: N'hi ha 1 qui hi diu re :: digueu-hi la vostra


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M'havia adormit pacíficament i m'havia despertat ... i ni me n'adonava que era mort. Car visc mort. I morc viu. I quan no sé qui sóc, llavors reconec que pertanyc a un tot encès. Heu vist els ulls de l'animal tot just mort? No veuen enfora re, com ara una màquina closa. I tanmateix la presència de l'animal hi és; el seu ésser es manté... Si el podies tornar a encendre, era novament al món. Ésser al món i no ésser-hi són dos estats hom diria que totalment diferents... Malaguanyada substància! D'on ve? On va?... Si ha esdevinguda, per què no fer-ne quelcom? Per què no fer-ne un nou ésser més ple!


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